Sunday, September 03, 2006

The critter . . . .

eating my figs from the tree MUST DIE!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!

Opposum/Racoon SCUM!

Traps have been set. Pistols have been loaded. Bait has been laid. Guards have been set.

Tomorrow night we have critter for dinner. Critter fattened on my sweet sweet figs. Critter stewed and cooked in a boiling pot!

Bahahahahahahahahaha!

HE

1 Comments:

Blogger Old 97 said...

Did you say "pistols have been loaded?" Please say you said "pistols have been loaded." Oh, be still my beating heart... HE has loaded pistols. The image of a classically trained scholar swaggering around the yard with bandoleers and low-slung six-shooters is a beautiful thing.

When you're ready to actually use the pistols, please drop me a line. I've got a few out here in Reston and would love to help you separate this varmint from his mortality.

5:29 PM  

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